Saturday, December 19, 2009

A view of the semester that was ... 2nd sem

datte :
It has been a long time since we posted anything here ....
Well I was reminded of this as my hols came to an end and the highway to hell came within view.
Since we will be staining a fresh page with ink when we get back, I thought that I should sum up the semester that was. Some of the major events in this semester have been scrapped as I am not privileged to share personal information of some people ;)
Lets get started with the semester then
Pre-mid-sem 1:
It started with people banging my head to celebrate (yeah those meanies!). So I had to get a tetanus injection. Lord knows how it went and I want no comments on that ok? Clear hai Yeti??. (datte_in_hospital = 1).
This was the time when we were getting used to Camel's "pograms". He truly tried to fk us with his work load. God knows why, but he was trying to set our ass on fire, with his "assignments given in class", tutorials and OSP stuff. So basically he was trying to make life hell for the CS people. Since baa had not yet discovered his true powers of postponing assignments yet, life was miserable. Skin on the other hand was so jobless that he was eternally begging us to go out and watch some movie etc. This earned him the title of "vella".
Then came along the mini projects. Krust and monkey in one team. Hah to that! It was more like Krust in the team and monkey was the entertainment head. He made up for all the movies Krust could not watch, all the series he had to miss. Hats off!
Almost forgot, we met our junior batch around this time. Well there was Krust's Bengali dude who turned out to be a jerk, Rabbi's friend who turned out to be such a !@!#$%!$@#$!@ that he has become a prime target for the mess portal's failures. Thats what beta testing is for ...!
Our concept of tutorials had become
1. tests cz of OS and DB. We met the ever panting tutors here. I was so scared to ask doubts. Supposing the tutor forgot to breathe while answering?? Well that is PR for you :).
2. scientific stupidity at its worst cz of Science
3. "I have no idea what?!" cz of Algo
4. "Aren't we glad!!!!" cz we did not have them for Humanities
This was also the time when I actually asked doubts in NavJ's class. I spent my time between smsing, sleeping, asking doubts and basically everything. But I am glad later on I concentrated, believe me I did, on one thing only - sleeping.
Oh and I cannot miss the "fun" lectures Hari gave us. I am glad he did not start by defining fun and how we have fun etc. He should have given them off!
The canteen got ice-cream and Rabbi since then was high throughout the semester.
Freshers was organized. But it wasn't as much fun as the meeting later on to discuss improvements. I was so reminded of the Indian Parliament sessions where similar "improvements" are discussed by "calm" people in a "sophisticated" manner. Well even I lost my cool here and people had to make me sober.

Coming to the sad part. Yeti broke his tooth and well he was in pain (yeti_in_hospital = 1). But the sadder part is, that he got to eat Cerelac which was made so well that he told me he would not regret breaking another tooth to get to eat it again. Well that proves my culinary skills. Yeti got his tooth fixed. (yeti_in_hospital ++ ).

Apotheosys ,as stated on their website, was started by the couple we all know about (Rabbi no point in hiding your BV now....) and they roped in a few people. It was great fun and marks this time for me. Great job Rabbi! See thats the couple power :)

Mid-sem-1
No idea what happened.

Pre-mid-sem-2
We went to Nagarjun Sagar and the trip was awesome. I think I enjoyed the journey more but it was fun. Yeti finally showed his true mastery over liking and being able to eat anything. (the dude loves Threptin! for those who don't know it's a pathetic thing no human in his right mind and body should eat).
Baa had realised his true powers now. So to show to the world what a CR can do, he along with his trusted fan club (:P) organized a spectacular Carnival. Now our seniors may not want to acknowledge it because of their personal reasons, but believe me it was almost as good as (if not better, well this has to be seen) Felicity '10 (ta da da ... music is life or something is the theme).
Yeti took over the finance and managed to swing in a few bucks for his "drinks" fund. Well I'd rather not say much here, cz Baa might just make me getting my degree tougher through his "direct**" contacts. But jokes aside, I appreciate the effort put in by these guys. Take a bow people :)
Had the finance council not been so stingy, I am sure the event would have been waayyy better and so would the quality of drinks Yeti bought. Ok, I think I am more sure about the latter part.

Practice for the October Flakes was in full swing. We were just missing a few beats (Rabbi geddit??). I was shit scared before it. Partly cz I would have an "awesome" audience who would know just this word (and I was right!!) and partly cz I had not been able to have Appy,orange juice or even ice-cream for that week. Torture and stress really make you crazy. This event went off decently apart from the "Gods of Rock" not liking it, I think everyone had a nice time cracking jokes and doing their stuff and ... yeah, listening to the music.

Ever since the flakes Monkey's playlist has consisted of all the songs played there plus (ARGGHHHHH) Love Story by Taylor Swift. Why dude? WHY??? And I am sure, he will soon get Krust's hands on his neck if he continues that.
Monkey got his eye cut and it bled. I am exaggerating. It was a minor paper cut given by (as Monkey says) me, (as I KNOW FOR A FACT) "ahem-ahem" (wink!). So Yeti took him to the hospital and got his eyes back. (yeti_in_hospital ++ ; monkey_in_hospital = 1).
Me and Yeti got the SSAD project and were literally "mess"ed up. Krust and Monkey (well need I say anything?? It was wonderful team work :) )

"Ping" was made by resurrecting Echoes for the 5th time (?) , dunno I lost count. But it was a fun experience. Well as Yeti said, the name may not be great but its better than "It!". Agony Aunt was amazing. I think in future even I will contribute to the column. It must be so stress relieving to actually kick people's ass publicly and officially!

It was this time which made SSAD as "So SAD". Humanities was decent. I slept so it was wonderful actually. OS and DB were back to normal. Camel was "pobably" too caught up with watching movies recommended by IMDB to screw us. Science was a torture. It was. Thermodynamics was irritating and highly stupid. Maths... I barely attended but the most amazing thing was the "Laurent" series.
Yeti had to get a root canal. While Monkey tells me that he could have had the job done in less visits, Yeti caught a fancy for the doctor's assistant.
(yeti_in_hospital += 5)

Oh yeah, before I forget. Skin was as jobless as ever. He caught up with me and Rabbi in naruto.

Mid-sem-2
No idea what happened in the exams, they were a haze and .... One significant thing did happen here, details maybe later.


Pre-end-sem
Now the woman who talks crap, took crap to a different level and made SSAD "So fkin SAD". OMG! I would prefer a Humanities course to this one. The deliverables were endless and designed to disgrace the brain by repetitively asking the same , the same, the same thing!!!
The project was eating most of our time and was making us demented. Sleep, eat (not applicable to Yeti), attend classes(not applicable to Yeti and Rabbi),attend Maths class(applicable only to Monkey), code (not applicable to Monkey) was our routine.
Yeti broke his tooth and now he needed to get it fixed. Thats what comes out of too much ice-cream.
Krust in one of his basketball injuries twisted his ankle. So Yeti took him to the hospital and got him a new leg. (krust_in_hospital = 1;yeti_in_hospital ++)
Well what followed was a series of visits to Yuckies to fetch Krust's food. He had a royal time. Though there was a side effect. He had become a bit weird cz of staying in the room all day.


End-sem
Seriously No idea. Dont want to recall.

Post-end-sem
Well then came the project demos. And came CMU. And me and Rabbi had the great CMU escape. Skin and I had the full circle trip which was the thing which marked the end of the semester for me. Full circle really.
And now its back to home. The place where I left my heart and I am only too glad to have come back to see it.

Well reflecting back on the semester, it taught me many things
1. Never take a course for which the TA is RS. He can't do anything.
2. Get over sad marks. Life has more to it. And who said marks reflect your effort or knowledge? With people like RS, they reflect "god-also-does-not-know-what".
3. Never walk behind Krust. It may result in toe-nail injury.
4. NEVER EVER EVER EVER take Software Engineering under KG.
5. Dont upset Baa.
6. Treating your juniors isn't always a pleasant experience.
7. Dont eat ice-cream with a mended tooth.
8. Never bring bottles of liquor into the hostel by snicking them in your pants. How to bring them? Ask Yeti.
9. Boo! to all the hookah places. We have an awesome dude here who made hookah out of a used milk bottle. Engineers rule!
10. Keep Rs 5/- coins for soup. This is hell important.

Well signing off for now. Need to get out of the house and roam around the city. "Capture a bit of heaven in my mind to get me through the tough times ahead".

Monday, November 2, 2009

Humanities Feedback!

Hey,
First blog here and lets open with a rant!
Rabbi here, this blog has started getting no attention :( .. sorry about that but its just what this place does man, work gets in the way but today we all had a chance to strike back! Humanities course feedback! The whole batch just gave back to the prof all the stuff he's been throwing at us..
Here's my feedback:

When we think about the word 'Humanities', we generally think of something like social, cultural, psychological studies etc. Instead, in this course, we are treated to absolute random nonsense uttered out by a professor who browses an online dictionary for 'difficult words' and strings them together without care for a certain concept called grammar or even comprehension! Often, he believes, that rules are just place holders and can be bent sometimes i.e. His own creations enter his slides (read as brand new words which he hopes will soon be incorporated into the Oxford Dictionary; but till then, even google is stumped when asked to find their meanings!)
After he puts together his 'material', he will put together arbitrary concepts which all together sum up to a huge lullaby (95& of the present class WILL sleep without fail).IMHO, a professor's worth can be judged by how few students sleep in his/her class. Case in point, RnB.
Now that you know the general consensus of the entire batch regarding this course and prof, lets push towards some details:
-Topics covered are only philosophical or thought of a particular person. If we wanted to go through that, we would have taken a course on 'History of Thought'.
-We are going to be judged (through assignments) on the quality of our photoshop/gimp skills as they are a test of our poster making abilities?!?
-Why are absolutely unnecessary extra classes taken? i mean who takes an extra class due to missing a previous class as EXAMS were in course?!
-Do take a look at his slides (outlay, colour scheme, etc) and then send their creator to a design and usability course asafp!

Thats all folks!

See you soon again!

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Jab Pyar Kiya toh Darna Kya...The Prequel!!!

yeti :

hey guys...yeti's back finally...quite a long gap between the first and the second blog of mine...but my antics have pretty much been a part of the blogs...so i hope you havent missed me a lot!!!...been an interesting day today...dough it started of wid the usual boring classes...prabby's was the first class today...started with the same scenario - him bringin d same "coffee break" mug...but surprise surprise (mind u a very unpleasnt one for me!!!) today he had some sips from it also...this might have happened before but i was awake only today to notice it...dis made it even more difficult to concentrate in class...gawd that ***...i m not sure if i m allowed to use slangs here...so i might as well refrain from it at the moment...nyways wer was i???yeah d sips...wat with all dos thoughts about havin coffee...its aroma n d taste...d best one i ever had...one thought to another...losing awareness exponentially(now generally i dont use such geeky terms...just consider it d "datte" influence on me)...n finally SNOOOOOZZZZEEEEEE!!!!!...n suddenly all conciousness returning...i woke with a start only to know dat ders a significant amount of time left of enduring prabby's torture for the day...n it was just datte's chattering which messed up my sleep...ofcourse as usual he was asking a doubt or probably just wondering out loud about what was being taught...i have no problem with him being all
ears to the professor's word...i dunno care even about his "ogling" the professor but for gawd sake all i am askin of u is to keep dat (hardly visible above d beard!!) mouth of urs shut (heres to all the ppl who have been rasing doubts abt my leg pulling abilities!!!)...cant you atleast do that for me the next time around???...nyways rest of the class was pretty 'without any interesting incident' atleast for me...i heard later that some people got sent out but i was drowsy enough not to notice...fast forwarding now to camel's class...well after bunking the last class, everything seemed pretty lame...but this time around i ensured that i am not anywhere close to datte and was able to spend the entire class resting in a relatively much quiter environment...then there was an unforeseen visit to the hospital...ppl from our gang(well just bunch o geeks,ofcourse excluding me) seem to be havin an affair wid the hospital's dis semester...probably by the end of it..everyone will end up der atleast once...on second thoughts,seeing the way this semester is progressing(or shud i say p"o"gressing),i wont be surprised actually if our whole batch ends up there 'sooner or later'(wat coincidence d same
song playing in my ears..Breaking Benjamin rocks)!!!...well now rest of the day has been written about already by datte so i wont bug u more with my version...n i dont want to go through it once more...for obvious reasons ofcourse!!!...so its sayonara from me for now....hope the next blog of mine doesnt turn up after so long an interval...bas ab yeh aakhri alvida for today..bye!!! :)

Jab Pyaar Kiya Toh Darna Kya

datte :
Today was hilarious!!!
Well after a VERY long time all of us were having a gala time at yuckies (thats the name for for our mess btw, and no, we've made minor changes to the name, the mess people are humble enough to admit that the food does indeed live upto the name - "yuckies"). There was the balushai......(I was half expecting the yogi to turn up and say that its spoilt so that people would leave it and this dude could sell it off! Nice try man, but we are used to all the yuck ,spoilt food included)
I being the kind-hearted person I am, gave away my balushai to krust (who LOVES sweets) and Yeti (who loves jalebi but I dont know.....this dude can eat ANYTHING on earth and smile after it, a genuine smile mind you).
So as time went along I was pulling monkey's leg on his eye injury ( poor dude finds it tough to swing from branch to branch. Infact today I found him staring sadly at a tree, probably he was remembering the so sweet and the not so distant past). As time went by, Yeti joined in. Now monkey was already frustrated and he did not want the "big shot" of leg pulling, Yeti to join in. So he in a threatening way said, "Yeti chup ho jaa varna......" (followed by a glare and some noises which I reckon are a monkeys way of responding to threats in the wild). Yeti's response was unbelievable. He said "Pyaar kiya toh darna kya?".
I was sitting between the both of these and I couldn't believe my ears. By the time Yeti could grasp the entire meaning and implications of his response I was choking with laughter!!
This was followed by all our attention being diverted from Monkey to Yeti.....with all of us singing "pyaar kiya toh darna kya....". Yeti couldn't stop laughing and neither could we. By the end of it he had joined us in singing the song (Seems he liked the song and its "deep" meaning a lot, and is singing it even now......pity my ears)
Well the fact remains that today will go down as a "black spot" in Yeti's career as a leg puller. Sometimes even geniuses make blunders, proving that they are human.

Life here.......there is this new twist in my life called SAD (those are the actual phonetics) which is in all practicality looking at common sense through a microscope
then there is DB in which definitions of all possible things in this world are thrown.....
and maths where the prof utters.....well its censored....cant say such things(certain level of blogging ethics).
Humanities continues to be a sleeping class for majority of the class and now we are evolving to bluetooth chatting in the class, its awesome!!
Lets see how the coming weeks turn out to be!

Sunday, September 20, 2009

a "dam"nable weekend

datte :
Well seems like the rest of the bakarians are too disinterested ( skin is spared for this time ).... So it has to be me writing about this weekend.
The first session of hellish exams ended with Algo being all-go (and basically a slow roast over fire, so that we pay for our sins of past lives). And.... Well the point being they were bad and ended!

The result of some ingenious minds was that to cool our heads off we needed a weekend away from this place. bakarians decided to go along ( except skin....sorry man, you missed a lot!) We reached the place in like 4 hours and the ride was fun
The place was a non-Hindi place and we were left saying "naku telugu radu" . In the end it was all down to sign language. It was an ordeal to place an order for the dinner.... and another (bigger) ordeal to eat it. Ofcourse Yeti enjoyed all the chillies in his food and lapped his plate clean. But the rest of the "normal" human beings were left asking for water.
The dam was built well. We could see fish and ducks in the river and it was scenic.
Highlight of the trip were the waterfalls we went to. After bathing there , it felt like heaven ( the place had a soaring mercury and humidity --- a killing combo).
As Krust put it " All's well that ends well ".
Too tired to think of anything more to write.... need to sleep now after the "Golden" sleep I had yesterday night.

Saturday, September 12, 2009

a week that went swoosh....

datte :
there is stuff here keeping all of us busy (except for skin....velle EC waale! but he prefers watching naruto, so I wont blame him) and the result being we weren't able to bakar here.
well what a week!....rather what a week?? we had SAD projects going on, quizzes etc

And there was the Sky and Wind party(separately ofcourse)......man it was gud....i didn't stuff as much as I would've on any other day. You need to maintain some level of "decency" being a senior.... Ofcourse the start was frustrating when we were made to wait fr abt 40 mins...guess some things have to happen! Followed by a bus ride and a series of hilarious proposals in the restaurant, ( I was glad to see the sporty juniors! Hats off to their spirit! Its refreshing to see a change of attitude in this place ) and a singing ride back .

Today was Grey Beard's(GB we know him for his scrap of metal....his watch and its timing) class and it turned out to be amusing. GB has his weird examples for science which make "nilch" sense, but he uses them anyway. The boredom energy he emits from his mouth transforms into sleep enrgy when we receive it. Two incidents were the highlight of the class. Yeti, being the vella person he is, was staring blankly and GB came upto him asking him to solve sm crap he had given the class. Here is the conversation
GB : (boredom energy waves) Why are you not solving the bull crap I just wrote?
Yeti :(Get a life man! What would be a good reason to tell this dude?? Aha! I have it! Take this for making me sleepy and not letting me sleep!) My pen has no refill so I cant solve the crap.
GB : (Hmm.... this one is a smart a**!) Take mine.
Yeti : (OMG! This dude needs to chill man! Anyway, I get a pen to sketch) Thanks Sir.
And I was sitting beside Yeti, it was hilarious! Yeti sketched GB (actually I inspired the better for worse sketch, but I dont think Yeti will admit it)
Then come the second one....
GB (to a freshman who was sleeping ) : (emitting intense boredom waves in an effort to make the girl doze off and thus get an oppurtunity to shout at her ( datte : that's his attitude folks!) ) What was I just saying?
Girl : crap crap and more crap
GB : Thats right!!! She listens to me even in her dreams (Tears of joy are seen on his face. Someone actually listens to him!!!!)
LOL! Great effort in this lecture.... I could listen to these things and be happy!
Then there was a mail at 3, that we have a tutorial at 4. At 4 we were told we have a quiz till 5.
Life goes on here......
bakha dattebayo!

Thursday, September 3, 2009

Sequence of Events from the past few days

part from krust :
Firstly, I would like to share with you all that today the chief minister of Andhra Pradesh has passed away. Though I cannot confirm whether he had passed away yesterday or has passed away today, but I can say that he was found dead today. I stopped listening to canal, after I got the news in the middle of his death( I was actually listening to him before getting the news). The news actually disturbed me due to other reasons.
Now let's come to other issues which might give a break to the gloomy start that I have made.
In the topic that I have chosen for this post, the important word is sequence. I first thought of writing series, but then today I was made to remember by sinner(whose class I finally attended after missing 3 continuous lectures), that series, which was my original choice of word, is sum of numbers in a sequence.
Now I come to the most important issue of this post. In the 1st humming class of the week, I noticed vindhyas finally couldn't give sleep a slip. This, I think is a great piece of news, and everyone who knows him will know why is it so. But inspite of all this I must appreciate his takedown with camel. Regarding the first humming class of this week, I would like to add the fact that I was sitting in the 5th row. But this wasn't enough for me to hide from prof, as almost all the people in the first four rows were sleeping with their heads down. This was actually not unusual considering the workload the profs have been giving us.
Now I come to another piece of news that has actually made me happy. After last week's misfortune that came across yeti, its good to find him fit and I wish that he can go to the cricket field once again.
A goodbye to all those who are reading and best of luck for completing the assignments(since now a days there are so many assignments that there is hardly any time to copy also).

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Wind rules....

datte :

"wind rocks" !

This is the line I am going to hear around this place for the next 4 months....
Please dont get me wrong.... its a mockery
Well I agree wind wasnt great at the freshers.... But in no way did it deserve 4th rank.....
Sky is the limit??? Which sky are you talking about? the Sky in hell?
I agree their thing was coming out well.....the play was"ruined" cz of tech probs.....hard luck ppl...
but the faculty sympathises with them even though at the same thing last year it did not....
Unfair man!
As skin said Vande mataram after the play didn't make sense....but they put it and the judges...LOVE it....unrelated man!!!!
I think this is what NavJ likes..... anyway that fool can't think anything correct....talk about indivisible atoms in this age(in a tech institute). seems that smoking can lead to brain cancer as well...or atleast partial impairment of the brain
Lets now come down to "earth".....
The performance was so sucky that the word is insufficient to describe how much it sucked.....
Give them 3rd? thats what i call a "piece of shit" decision
Fire had a good one.....cutting marks for exceeding 2 mins....sure that is so fair!!
Air....no comments. I think Shat doesn't like the freaking name itself...probably his indigestion (by eating at all the messes he so fondly takes care of) reminds him of "air". c'mon man that is "fart"!
I think what they do is that when they hear the name "air" they just hide their faces.....and decide without caring to look, that it must be the worst
This time I think you got it all wrong.....
Freshmen welcome...this is ******'s judging....unfortunately it is the worst I have seen...
signing off folks.....



part from krust:
Following the hard work from the past few days and the decent show from the "air" freshers, 4th result was not at all a toast to our efforts. At times it seems that Navj and Shat are partial to the limits of sky. Considering that today we were celebrating birthdays of two members of the 2nd year "air", it was frustrating for them to receive such great birthay gifts from our judges. Inspite of this disappointment, happy birthday to both of them.
If you still expect the world to show fairness, welcome to the "real" world. I don't know that if we even had a Michael Jackson in Air, would that had been enough for us to come atleast a third. When we talked to Mit for him being a judge, he told us that try for some other young prof as a judge as it would be a better change. But when we thought of it, we couldn't hardly find a single judge of this category who could be a new face(except kanal, who of course is more logical than these fellows as he thinks everything in terms of logic using mathematics as his language). Profs are completely aloof of the institute's cultural activities. Even 2 days before Felicity '09, Nimboo didn't know when our fest was going to take place. Despite being in the college for so many years, the "sadist" camel didn't know that there were any Felicity co-ordinators. There are other such instances of such instances in my mind, but it's no use talking of things whch won't change the situation over here. If you people didn't know that our institute boasts of such faculty then now it is the time to know. But then what will you do knowing such facts. It won't change the atmosphere of these "human values" influenced professors.
Following this disappointment, comes another hectic week full of tests and assignment deadlines. Best of luck to all.
Oh I forgot (sadly but destined I am) "AIR ROCKS".

Friday, August 28, 2009

the finger day and more...

bakha dattebayo...!
well now that naruto is getting in our group there was a suggestion that 'katsu' be made the official greeting...great step
this is a collection of many great days....
the day when the song went on... i left my cell phone's music player on in the class (it was camel's) and suddenly after an hour of playing rock, when the power went off, the encompassing silence made the music audible. well thankfully, the class was sleepy enough not to notice this.
the day people though would never come--
Well it came... I finally gave my birthday treat which was due for 9 months....(no pun)
skin and monkey (being the @#!$$ they are) went hungry all day to wait for dinner(which was my treat)
the day of piegeon's tummy.... krust treated us for his birthday and although I did not hog as much as yeti did ,my stomach was bursting an I found it difficult to walk(I skipped breakfast and lunch the next day) I realised one thing --- It must be tough for pigeon to actually exist with such a big tummy
the semantics day....
camel used this word so much in class.. he answered all questions by saying, "it is the semantics which matters". By the end of the class I was so used to hearing it(and he so used to using this "standard" answer), that I am sure that when asked "whats your name?" he would've said "semantics"
Monads
NavJ today went berserk. He claimed absurdities unimaginable by any human mind in the modern era.... nuclear reactions being performed by alchemists.....atoms being indivisible.....and now for all the bullshit you can come up with.............
done?
there was a LOT more NavJ threw at us...by the end of the class I was happily asleep...
what did I learn? NavJ has a bright career for treating insomnia.....man he can put you to sleep!!
Though there is one quality I admire about him....no one else can bull shit with so much dedication,seriousness and enthusiasm.......
Well NavJ hats off to you man.... smoke well :)

ahem.. coming to the topic
well this happened in my skit practice when one dude accidentally told a girl (who was to proposed to a dude) to show the dude "the finger"...
He said this and went quiet for a while. At this point me and skin burst out laughing.... it was hilarious!!! the sad part being it was only the both of us who heard this.... sad people have become in the skit practice
In general life is a mess here.... the workload is enormous, some people disgusting, the politics repelling.... I could go on... but there's no point ;)
As I write this, I am sure that today morning Hari (with the screwed up piece of metal aka his watch) is going to bore me in his lecture. He actually tells people to get out of his class if they are found sleeping...get a life man!!! don't you understand it is your fault people will prefer suicide to your class (probably this is all the frustration from NavJ's class....)

Thursday, August 20, 2009

The Bull Shit Day

Hey everyone.. skin here

Today was onr the crappiest days. Continuous 1.5 hour classes from 8:30 to 1:00 had numbed my mind to the extent that i started to like yucktahaar food...lol. Furthermore each class had its own challenges. SnS was boring as usual wid d "bihari babu" explaining how "Wizards" can predict the future. ES 2 stands more for "everything sucks" rather than "electrical science". The snake is no less than svg as far as the characteristic south indian accent goes. And on top of it, he kept a strict watch on me. He caught me dozing off 3 times and hence i was hardly able to finish my sleepin quota. At the end of the class, and after much speculation wid all d ppl, we decided to attend "Crapability". "PRanKy Pao" was his usual self, numbing our mind with the most boring borel sigma fields. But the monotonous session was ended by Dlal with one of his greatest questions yet (even aftr one year, they still keep coming). As Pranky criticised "statistics" as being nothing but Bullshit, Lal put forward his misery "Sir, what is the meaning of bull shitting??" and the whole class broke into laughter with tears of joy flowing frm everyone's eyes. Pranky: "U don't know the meaning of bullshit? Are u bull shitting me?? lol Ask one of ur close frnds..." and dlal was left dumbfounded...as usual. And so came a happy and joyful end to this bullshitty day...

signin' off
skin

Jeena EC ka naam hai....:D

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

The Lucky Charm : Krust

hello folks...yeti here...first of all
yahoo!!!....i get to write d first post...nyways now something more related to d topic..2day was d lucky charm day...though kk brought good luck to many other ppl 2day all he could do for me was to get me something to eat :P..bro use ur lucky charm to give me something better next time around!!!...nyways gotto go now..c ya soon folks!!!
sayonara
yeti

bakha dattebayo!
its simple to guess who this is....
the killer sem has started. now this sem was supposed to be tough for the ec ppl.... by the way things are it seems cs people are screwed!
weird and frequent assignments , profs who teach even when people glare at them (humanitites...), uninteresting lectures which test the limits of tolerance and drive kids to insanity, you name your worst nightmare in college and you still have left uncountably infinite things out of the killer sem!
The sem has it all....
Well coming the the topic (couldn't help but say something for the first post)
Hari had the first lect today at 8... his watch is a twisted piece of metal in which he moves the hands and hence controls time.
Krust, I and Kramer entered class and immediately after that Hari catches holds of the other kids who were entering and marked them absent. Rabbi reckons that Hari got scared of KK's huge figure..... whatever the reason we both agree that KK saved us then.
The same thing happened in the next lecture by camel.... people were locked out for coming late.Krust saved our asses.
Krust also got me and yeti just in time to grab the last puffs at the "Palash Nivas" shop at 5.30.....
Krust saved the day :)
Krust also solved Turing machines problem.... So wat else can a friend ask man??
Apart from this life is hell....
later posts will tell you more about this....

Amazing to find people appreciating my skills of doing things that actually i am not doing. Anyways I appreciate all of your efforts to mention my charm that is working on professors and on the samosa person. Regarding yeti's message to do something better, I strongly fell that perhaps I could have used my presence today to convince Camel to reduce our workload or atleast act as a mirror to all the torture and burden he has imposed on us. That would have been the perfect icing on thecake for me. Anyways sorry friends for not being able to help you in this matter ( or, our CR should try to do something :P).
Anyways ending on the word that I would definitely try to influence my lucky charm effect on other people by doing something more meaningful. And of course thank you all for appreciating me and hopefully i can forward this enthusiasm of writing blogs to the humanities blog.